Admit it. If you play Guitar Hero or Rock Band, then the instrument you see to your right is what you want. It’s what you need.
The Gene Simmons Axe Guitar features ‘ultra-responsive frets’ and an ‘analog whammy bar’ but f*** all that – this is a guitar shaped like a battleaxe as used by the guy from Kiss with the tongue and the big face who was in that film with Magnum and the killer robots. You know the one.
This beauty is compatible with Rock Band and Guitar Hero and seems to feature Simmons’ signature as well as a representation of his greasepainted mug, so one would assume it is an official Simmons Product. — Kotaku
But it would be worth every penny for the look on your friends’ faces the first time you pull that out at a get-together.