Castlevania’s Koji Igarashi: The King of Kink?

Koji Igarashi, the Producer of such brilliant titles as Castlevania: Symphony of the Night and Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin, is a somewhat eccentric man, and I’ve always liked that about him.

But now, lately, he’s begun to worry me. First, he winds up making Castlevania: Judgment. Okay, fine, we all have our off-days. I can forgive him for that, even for approving the godawful designs.

But now, he’s apparently paying people to dress up like Judgment’s Simon, and… and… and just see for yourself:

This is not right!! This does not compute!! Logic error! Logic error!

Good lord. At least when I have a bad day, I don’t make other people dress up like it. You can see more of this bizarreness here.