Steal Princess Survival Guide: SURVIVAL TIP #217

May 14, 2009

THINKING CAP REQUIRED. NECK
MASSAGE NOT INCLUDED.

You’re surrounded by gigantic
spiders, their massive fangs quivering with excitement at the thought of
envenomating your soft, vulnerable flesh. All around you is their sticky
webbing, daring you to make a mistake and become entangled. Should you cry for
help? Play dead? Try to lull the spiders to sleep with a lullaby? None of the
above, friends! Instead, open your handy dandy Steal Princess Survival Guide and
let us tell you how to make it out alive!

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loyal Steal Princess Survival Guide readers with a little something extra.
There’s nothing more to say really, other than… well… why don’t you just
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Survival Tip# 217: How to
confront multiple giant spiders.

  1. Resist the urge to freeze in
    terror. This will likely result in envenomation and death.

  2. Assess your surroundings; avoid
    being cornered. You will need space to avoid their webs.

  3. Draw your weapon and swing. Be
    sure to keep both eyes open ( or one eye, if you wear a patch).

  4. Focus on one spider at a time.
    Reducing their numbers will help your chances of survival. .

  5. Move in to attack and then retreat
    quickly. This makes you a harder target ( you also look better).

Click here to venture beyond….the
Locked Gate!

In last week’s issue, we introduced
a mini-bestiary, a necessity for treasure hunters. This week, we take a look at
recommended tools any explorer should have at the ready before heading out! 
The Whip , Swords and Bombs