South Park: The Stick of Truth’s censored scenes are hilariously descriptive

Nobody censors Trey Parker and Matt Stone.. Nobody! Well, except in the UK where "7 scenes of about 20 seconds each" are censored from South Park: The Stick of Truth


In place of the censored scene is an image background with description text selected by South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker. And if you have to bow down to the man, at least they are doing it in a hilarious way, in only a way that South Park can get away with doing. The image above is just an example of one of the scenes that have been censored out of South Park: The Stick of Truth.

The description paints an excellent picture of the scene you are missing, while poking fun at Ubisoft Europe's "market decision" to censor the scene.

Having played through the game (review coming tomorrow), I find it somewhat odd that certain scenes were deemed too inappropriate to show. The good news is that the European PC version remains uncut, as do the North American versions.

South Park: The Stick of Truth is due out on March 4, 2014 for PC, Xbox 360, and PS3.