Saints Row: The Third Parodies Gears of War 3’s ‘Horde’ Mode

No game is safe from the clutches of Saints Row: The Third.  Saints Row: The Third has already spoofed Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 and Battlefield 3 with it's most recent trailer.  Now, the Gears of War series is it's latest target of parody.

In addition to the main storyline and co-op play, a third mode will be enabled called "Whored Mode."  And though the spelling, and meaning, is completely different than it's Gears counterpart, the same basic concept is the same.  You and a friend will face waves of enemy…whores.  Don't worry, there will be different enemies aside from whores.

After each wave, you are taken to a stat page showing your progress.  You are given a few seconds to rest before the next wave.  You are then placed on the map again and wave two pits you against machine gun wielding question marks?  From there you encounter a bunch of naked Brutes in wave 3.  Wave 4 has you fight with a giant purple dildo against a wave of enemies using giant purple dildos.  Wave five consists of angels with sniper rifles.  As you can guess, the waves get more and more absurd as you face whroes on rollerblades, giant soda can mascots, giant hoes, and more.  Each wave also has you use a different weapon or vehicle.

Similarly to the Gears of War 3 Horde mode, you can rescue your partner if he is downed and if both players die you restart the wave.

Honestly, would you expect anything else from Saints Row: The Third? Are you looking forward to Whored Mode?