Saints Row 4 presidential site goes live, but where’s the wub?

With the Saints now in the White House, it's time for them to begin making good on their promises. So Deep Silver and Future US have partnered to bring us the official website for the Saints administration in Saints Row 4. Not gonna lie, I imagined something with much more wub-wub.

The website includes a number of administration-like features including an option to vote on laws like clothing optional supermarkets, new government bureaus of party management, and Saints Row characters as UN Ambassadors. There's also a Steelport scanner that lets you keep up with the latest Steelport criminal activity, and a place for you to register your "souped up weapon" and obtain a Steelport identification card.

Seriously though, where's the wub?