Running With Scissors & Tri
Synergy in Ménage Trois POSTAL Franchise loses virginity again, strikes
distribution deal in N.A.
Tucson, AZ – Running With Scissors,
the pugnacious publisher and developer of POSTAL 2: Share The Pain, proclaimed
that the contractual blood tests were back and that they could now safely
hook-up with the morally casual distribution demons at Tri Synergy, Inc., the
videogame co-publishing company that will be handling sales services for Running
With Scissors in North America.
“I tried doing it with an idiot,
bastard son,” said Running With Scissors’ sharpest scissor, Vince Desi, as he
drooled over a photo of Tamra Nestler, Tri Synergy’s president and CEO, “but now
I feel secure in the arms of the mother herself.”
Tri Synergy is a U.S.-based
co-publishing company that specializes in the key areas of distribution, vendor
relations and retail placement for both beloved and bemoaned videogame
developers who self-publish. Running With Scissors is renowned for “being all
they can be” in both those categories.
“When I started Tri Synergy, our
main goal was to provide developers with a real alternative to game publishing,”
said CEO Tamra Nestler, “and having RWS join us in the middle of their dilemma
makes me believe that it’s all been worth it. Our model is truly unique, and no
matter who has tried to imitate us the fact remains, they don’t get it right…
It’s a partnership.”
POSTAL 2: Share The Pain, the
MULTIPLAYER Edition follow-up to the latest iteration of the wildly successful
POSTAL franchise, is set for release in time for Christmas. Desi said an Xmas
distribution deal was better than sex with Santa.
“Like any worthwhile relationship,
timing is nearly everything,” Desi laughed with a lap full of jelly, “but we’ve
had our fill of ‘nearly’ as of late, and with our new title coming out and
up-and-coming developers wanting to get on board, the future of the brand we
built with our blood and our balls needed nurturing, not neutering.”
POSTAL 2: Share The Pain will soon
be available for PC worldwide.
Running With Scissors develops
outrageous entertainment software just for the hell of it. Contact Vince Desi at
[email protected] or visit
http://www.gopostal.com
POSTAL 2 and Running With Scissors
are Trade and Service Marks of RWS, Inc. Tri Synergy, Inc. may be visited at:
http://www.trisynergy.com
