Dorkly helps get me through the work day. And they've done so again. When Mario comes across a boss, he grabs the axe and does something I don't remember him ever doing. He goes berserk. He goes on a massive killing spree across all of the Super Mario Bros. worlds, causing the goombas to run in fear. I've never been more terrified of a man in suspenders since I stopped for gas driving through West Virginia.
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