So Double Dragon II released today, but if you head over to the game's listing on Xbox LIVE, you may need some assistance understanding what it's all about.
"This is a remake "Double Dragon II" a 80's game." Yes, you're seeing that right. That is exactly, word-for-word, how the game overview reads. "The story line takes same as original game story. However, the graphic, character, action, system etc. are change."
For the record, Double Dragon II is a side-scrolling beat 'em up, but judging by this atrocious overview, you may think it's a little naughtier. "Characters are undressed from 80's style."
And in case you were wondering, "the player will be addicted to new version of Double Dragon II." You have no choice; you WILL be addicted.