How Much Worse Can the Uncharted Movie Get?

Hasn’t Marky Mark already killed enough video game movies? Is he trying to break Paul W.S. Anderson’s record?

On top of the fan-killing casting choice, it seems director David O. Russell is not done sucking out any little potential this film had left.

According to the LA Times, not only will the Drakes (that’s right, plural; it’s a family affair now) not be treasure hunters, but instead they’ll be extremely boring versions of Lara Croft:

“This idea really turns me on that there’s a family that’s a force to be reckoned with in the world of international art and antiquities … [a family] that deals with heads of state and heads of museums and metes out justice,” Russell told the LA Times.

Why is Hollywood so stupid? I’m not sure if I want to pop the idiotic bubble they all live in, or move there myself. It must be fun going through life making nothing but the worst possible decisions and not caring…

[Source: EvilAvatar]