Buy this shirt. Resistance is futile., the cure for the common tee, has a shirt on sale for the next three days — September 27, 2012 to October 1, 2012 — that features Starfleet nemesis, The Borg. However, when presented like this, they don't seem quite as scary. Something about a Borg on a skateboard takes its level of threat down a few notches. It's no Seven of Nine shirt — damn Jeri Ryan had a slammin' body — but once assimilation is complete, you'll be happy you bought this shirt.

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