BlazBlue Ships to Stores, Fan Explodes

In what happens to be the bizzaro news of the day, a fan ‘unleashed the beast’ after it was officially announced by Aksys Games that BlazBlue: Continuum Shift had officially shipped to retailers nationwide.

*This is about to get a little mature, so kiddies, do us a solid and avert your eyes.*

“We get alot of fanmail, but normally they’re the kind where people shower us with words of kindness and affection. The following is not one of them.

[email protected]*K YOU [email protected]*K YOUR MOTHERS [email protected]*K YOUR SISTERS [email protected]*K YOUR WIVES [email protected]*K YOUR BROTHERS [email protected]*K YOUR DAUGHTERS [email protected]*K YOUR ENTIRE [email protected]*KING FAMILIES YOU SONS OF [email protected]*KING WHORES I WILL FIND AND RAPE EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF UR FAMILIES IF U RELEASE THIS GAME AS UTTERLY DISGUSTING AS IT IS IN THE US, I WILL [email protected]*KING RAPE THEM MARK MY WORDS U PPL ARE THE WORST [email protected]*KING GAME DEVELOPERS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY [email protected]*KING LIFE, MARK MY [email protected]*KING WORDS SO HELP ME GOD I WILL SEARCH AND FIND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR [email protected]*T DAUGHTERS AND WIVES AND I WILL RAPE THEIR GUTTS OUT TILL THE ONLY THING LEFT OF THEM IS THEIR ROTTEN FLESH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU WILL BE SITTING THERE WITNESSING THIS TRAGIC EVENT WHILE FEELING JUST AS HAPPY AND EXCITED AS I AM, I WILL RAPE THEM SO HELP ME GODDDDDD I WILL MAKE IT MY LIFE’S GOAL YOU DESPICABLE SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF WHORES YOU PEOPLE ARE DONNNNEEEE, I WILL MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF YOU TO ALL THE RETARDED DISGUSTING GAME COMPANIES OUT THERE U PEOPLE WILL ROTT FOR THE DISGUSTING MESS U HAVE DONE HERE”
Hate much, guy?”

Funny how easy it is for people to escape insane asylums now adays….but I digress. For everyone else who is looking forward to the new sequel to the highly successful PlayStation 3/Xbox 360 fighter BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger, the game should be available at a local retailer near you at a MSRP of $39.99.

[source: Aksys Games Blog]