Alice: Madness Returns and Achievements Are Revealed

Alice: Madness Returns is the upcoming sequel to 2000’s American McGee’s Alice. The game arrives next month, and to get in the spirit, we have a full list of achievements for the game courtesy of You can view the full list below.

The most interesting achievements are the ones for the original game. The first Alice has been remade for modern consoles and will come packaged as a code download in the game box. That seems to suggest we won’t ever see the original title as a separate XBLA release.

Either way, it’s a compelling package if you love the original (or just wish you did). I hope this becomes a trend because if the upcoming Deus Ex game included the original, people would be flipping out.

Everything fit to remember – 30g – Find all Memories
Nothing Like the Smell of Bacon – 10g – Pepper All Snouts in a Chapter
Seasoned Campaigner – 30g – Pepper All Snouts in the Game
Shooting the Moon – 10g – Collect 4 Jars of Rose Paint
Painting the Town Red – 30g – Complete all Radula Rooms
Family memories fond and faded – 10g – Find all Liddell Memories
The Persistent Flourish – 75g – Complete the Game on Hard Difficulty
The Beginning of the End – 20g – Complete Chapter 1 on Nightmare Difficulty
Madness Prevails – 80g – Complete the Game on Nightmare Difficulty
The End of Daze – 10g – Complete Wonderland Chapter 5
The Strong Survive – 25g – Complete the Game on Easy Difficulty
The Imaginative Endure – 50g – Complete the Game on Normal Difficulty
No quarter! No mercy! – 20g – Defeat 100 Ruin Enemies
52 Pick-Up – 20g – Defeat 52 Card Guards
Calm In the Face of Death – 30g – While on your last Rose, kill 5 Enemies without activating Hysteria
Beware of the Lagomorph – 20g – Kill 30 enemies with the Clockwork Bomb
Cold Arms, Cold Heart – 30g – Defeat the Drowned Sailor without taking any damage
Pulling Strings – 30g – Defeat the Dollmaker without taking any damage.
Dead Hatter – 10g – In American McGee’s Alice, Complete Behind the Looking Glass
Royal Approach – 10g – In American McGee’s Alice, Complete Queen of Heartsland
Full Recovery – 50g – In American McGee’s Alice, Complete the Game
Madness Begins – 10g – In American McGee’s Alice, Complete Village of the Doomed
Skool-Leaver – 10g – In American McGee’s Alice, Complete Fortress of Doors
Out of the Woods – 10g – In American McGee’s Alice, Complete Wonderland Woods
Brollyant – 20g – Kill 10 Bitch Babies with Deflection (6)
That’s Using Your Head – 20g – Complete Off With Her Head Part 2 in under 6 minutes
Dress-Ups – 10g – Equip a Different Domain Dress
Weapon Schizo – 10g – Hobby Horse to Vorpal Blade to Hobby Horse Combo
Ship of Fools – 20g – Complete HMS Gryphon without taking Damage
Just peachy – 20g – Collect all Peaches in the Scroll of Destiny
Grandmaster – 10g – Complete a Chess Puzzle without failing
Venting frustration – 10g – Spend 7 minutes on steam vents
Level-Headed – 50g – Finish the game using Hysteria only once
Eyes on the Size – 10g – Find the hidden Shrink Sense Decal
Grind ’em All! – 10g – Kill 5 Bolterflies in a row with the Pepper Grinder
Tea Party – 10g – Destroy 10 Ruin Barriers
Secret Achievements – 14 Achievements worth 170g

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