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8 ways video games are better than the Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics

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You've seen the pictures. You've read the Tweets. You've heard the complaints. Sochi is a mess. No matter how Putin tries to spin this -- actually, I'm not sure he's even spinning anything. I think he genuinely believes everything is going swimmingly. It's Russia, after all. These accommodations are 5-star resorts for Russia.

Anyways, the conditions for Olympians and media are just terrible. So bad that video games could've done a better job. Here's 10 ways video games are better than the Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics

1. Russia has anti-gay laws, while BioWare is trying to get more characters that are gay.

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2. In video games, there's only one toilet per stall.

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3. Also, sinks are installed properly and normal-looking water comes out.

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4. The snowboarding courses are much better in video games.

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5. And Shaun White doesn't withdraw from events.

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6. Mario and Sonic don't have to worry about terrorist threats.

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7. We don't kill our stray dogs... okay, maybe we do...

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8. When we approach an unfinished building, we expect the worst. 

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You can follow Senior Editor Lance Liebl on Twitter @Lance_GZ. He likes talking sports, video games, movies, and the stupidity of celebrities. Email at LLiebl@GameZone.com

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