Originals

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2. Soul Edge

This one’s more of a psychologically dangerous one. I mean, just look at that thing. Imagine being presented with a realistic replica of a six-foot-long, half-metal-half-dead leather flesh monstrosity, warm-able in the oven with battery-powered pulsing veins and a gooey dripping eye at its center with the texture of one of those gross out toys that you squeeze so that blood and guts pop out everywhere. Imagine keeping something like that in your room and tell me you wouldn’t start having murderous thoughts and terrifying nightmares.

Also, it would probably be super heavy, so much so that it might crush you in the night, and forget about taking it anywhere, because even if you could find a place that you could take it and swing it around without murdering or destroying anyone and everything within 20 feet of you, the cops would probably shoot you on sight for carrying around a biological weapon of mass destruction.

Tags: God of War, Assassin's Creed, Soul Calibur, Manhunt 2, Humor, Final Fantasy X