Celebrities and Their Video Game Counterparts
So, I just watched Lady Gaga's new music video for "Marry the Night." It was a 14 minute saga including milk and cheerios--a breakfast I'll never enjoy again. Little monsters indeed. As I was watching...whatever it was...I began to ask myself, when is the last time Lady Gaga acted and dressed like a real person? It's like she's a sick creation from Suda51. And then it dawned on me: there's a lot of similarities between video game characters and celebrities. As a matter of fact, I think I can point out certain celebrities' video game counterparts. Here they are. Brace yourself.
Where do I even begin? As I googled previous outfits she has worn, it was obvious that she resembles some of the more absurd video game characters we have seen. She is not afraid to show a lot of flesh, she has worn bizarre outfits, and it was debatable whether she had a penis or not. Needless to say, Voldo came to mind.
The combination of Ivy and Voldo is Lady Gaga. As a matter of fact, I think they could possibly be her parents. You know you could picture Gaga wearing both of these outfits.
Something is still bothering me about Lady Gaga's video game embodiment. As bizarre as it is, we are missing the creepy factor. Sometimes, Gaga is outright creepy. Also, her music also gives off a creepy vibe sometimes. After her latest music video, it's obvious that the outlandish singer has some issues. So I'm kinda retracting the Ivy/Voldo thing and going with something much more fitting.
Lady Gaga is a Splicer from Bioshock.
Let's see, she's busty, sexy, always changes her hair via coloring and wigs, she wears very little clothing, and she has a thing for sweets.
She already has the lollipop and the school girl outfit. You probably know where I'm going with this. If she only had pigtails...
Katy Perry also shares the love of bright, rainbow colors. ***Couldn't find any KP panty shots, sorry guys***
Like Gaga, Katy Perry can also embody more than one video game character. I'm pretty sure she's in a recent Kinect title helping the Cookie Monster.
This woman is a mess. No, she's a catastrophe. Even better, she's a trainwreck. So I present to you, the Lindsay Lohan trainwreck scene from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3. This scene happens when United Kingdom special forces are trying to track down a bomb, and they enter a high-speed chase with a train in a tunnel.
Of course she'd be on Makarov's side. After the credits of MW3, Price also takes out LiLo.
I'll get right to the point with Mr. Efron. He's Link from The Legend of Zelda. Why? Because he's already played Link in a movie.
With a voice like that, Zac doesn't need an Ocarina.
Sasha Baron Cohen
The Borat star has played many roles in his career. He is an English comedian/actor, but he can do many accents. In Sweeney Todd: the Demon Barber of Fleet Street, he sings and entire song as an Italian barber. It is impeccable. The man is comedic genius. He wields comedy like a hidden wristblade. With quick thrusts, you find yourself laughing. Sasha Baron Cohen's creed: an assassin of comedy and laughter. Sasha Baron Cohen = Ezio.
King of the castle, king of the castle...
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