news\ Feb 7, 2014 at 3:31 pm

Zombeavers will either be the greatest or worst movie of all-time

Beavers. That are zombies. 'Nuff said. Take some hot girls in bikinis, a creepy redneck with a shotgun, zombie beavers, place them in a cabin in the middle of the forest, and you get lines like this: "We're looking for beavers," exclaimed the hot blonde in the blue bikini.  "Well hell, ain't we all," replied the creepy redneck.

Here's the synopsis: 

Zombeavers is an action-packed horror/comedy in which a group of college kids staying at a riverside cabin are menaced by a swarm of deadly zombie beavers. A weekend of sex and debauchery soon turns gruesome as the beavers close in on the kids. Riding the line between scary, sexy and funny, the kids are soon fighting for their lives in a desperate attempt to fend off the hoard of beavers that attack them in and around their cabin.

It's from the producers of Cabin FeverThe RingWe're the Millers and American Pie... so take that for what it's worth. 

Still better than I, Frankenstein

You can follow Senior Editor Lance Liebl on Twitter @Lance_GZ. He likes talking sports, video games, movies, and the stupidity of celebrities. Email at

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