news\ Oct 5, 2012 at 10:16 am

This would've made 'Return of the Jedi' an entirely different movie


For the next seven hours on, you can buy this t-shirt of a terrifying depiction of an Ework meshed with a Predator for $12. It's horrifying. These 'PredEwok' creatures don't say "yub nub." They rip your spinal cord out by the skull. They wouldn't have let Han Solo and Luke out of that net unscathed. They would've bathed in their blood. This t-shirt is horrifying, and it's scaring me into a purchase. Needless to say, Return of the Jedi would've been an entirely different movie if the Ewoks had some Predator in them.

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