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Steal Princess Survival Guide: SURVIVAL TIP #217

May 14, 2009

THINKING CAP REQUIRED. NECK MASSAGE NOT INCLUDED.

You're surrounded by gigantic spiders, their massive fangs quivering with excitement at the thought of envenomating your soft, vulnerable flesh. All around you is their sticky webbing, daring you to make a mistake and become entangled. Should you cry for help? Play dead? Try to lull the spiders to sleep with a lullaby? None of the above, friends! Instead, open your handy dandy Steal Princess Survival Guide and let us tell you how to make it out alive!

Every now and then, we try to reward loyal Steal Princess Survival Guide readers with a little something extra. There's nothing more to say really, other than... well... why don't you just click below?

Survival Tip# 217: How to confront multiple giant spiders.

  1. Resist the urge to freeze in terror. This will likely result in envenomation and death.

  2. Assess your surroundings; avoid being cornered. You will need space to avoid their webs.

  3. Draw your weapon and swing. Be sure to keep both eyes open ( or one eye, if you wear a patch).

  4. Focus on one spider at a time. Reducing their numbers will help your chances of survival. .

  5. Move in to attack and then retreat quickly. This makes you a harder target ( you also look better).

Click here to venture beyond....the Locked Gate!

In last week's issue, we introduced a mini-bestiary, a necessity for treasure hunters. This week, we take a look at recommended tools any explorer should have at the ready before heading out!  The Whip , Swords and Bombs

 

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