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Sex Toy Manufacturer Offers Skyrim-Inspired Deal

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So Skyrim is out, as we all know from GameZone's hilarious launch party coverage (shameless plug). In celebration, an anonymous 4chan user posted a picture of his weekend plans, which included a PC copy of Elder Scrolls V, a six-pack of Coca-Cola and... well... dildos.


Oh hell...

The sex toys in question are the work of Bad-Dragon.com, who make fantasy dildos in the shape of horrifyingly realistic dragon dongs. As you can see in the picture, that's their trademark lubricant right there. Anyhow, though many laughs were had over the picture, apparently the boys at Bad Dragon saw marketing potential, and has just announced a limited-time deal on their website for Skyrim fans (NSFW!!).

For one day only, any toy in the store can be ordered with "collector's edition" coloring for no extra charge. These attractive collector's edition models are colored stone brown with metallic silver highlights, and feature an optional... honestly, I can't even say on this website without getting fired.

In short, if you've been playing Elder Scrolls and admiring the graceful beauty of the game's majestic dragons, then this may be the deal for you! At least you'll have something to do until the texture patch for 360 comes out...

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Vito Gesualdi GameZone.com Senior Editor, DraftMagic.com Editor-in-Chief, NoNoComedy.com Contributor, and the hardest working man in show business. King of video walkthroughs for new games. Follow me on the twitters @VitoGesualdi.
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