Don't be embarrassed guys. Where that hammock with pride.
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It makes Master Chief look like a pacifist.
In the words of Rancid, "Something's going to die tonight."
Shush your friends, gather round, and watch in awe.
A story of a forgotten angel, a holy battle, and jeans...
A fan-favorite returns, like we didn't see it coming.
Coming soon to a newsstand near you!
Who will be your first pick?
The first episode, seemingly lost to the ages, has been miraculously recovered for your enjoyment.
Why won't he die? On a side note, I wonder how he gets his hair to stay like that.
With A-list talent and professional mixes, who needs a real DJ at the party?
Come on. You know it looks familiar, but is that a bad thing?
This isn't your grandpa's Bond.
*Insert Spinal Tap-inspired joke here.*
Hard to believe we've waited over a decade.
I wonder if I could get blades grafted to my elbows like that.
Go ahead, indulge your inner pervert.
Getting down with Dance Evolution and jacking brains.
Richard Eisenbeis heads across town to one of the coolest expos around.
You know... the post-apocalyptic future doesn't look so bad.