news\ Oct 24, 2011 at 7:19 pm

Kirby's Return to Dream Land Out Now (Sort Of)


Oh, Nintendo, why must you continue to oppress Kirby? He's done nothing wrong. All he's ever done is star in some of your best games on any console.

Today is supposed to be the launch date for Kirby's Return to Dream Land. I've been excited about the game since, well, I finished Kirby Mass Attack last month. Sadly, Nintendo has once again decided to hold the pink hero back by giving his latest endeavor a ridiculously limited release (at least in my area).

Yes, Kirby's Return to Dream Land is out now. And yes, you can probably find it at some retailers. As far as the Los Angeles and Orange County areas are concerned, there are really only two retailers currently selling the game (as I discovered through extensive internet searches and phone calls). If you can get to Best Buy in Duarte or GameStop in Santa Monica, you'll find Kirby. Other than that, he's nowhere to be found.

It's strange that Nintendo keeps f*cking everything up with Kirby. It's almost as if they're just trying to piss me off now. Alas, the Kirby conspiracy continues, and Mario is still the biggest kiss-ass over at the Big N. Mr. Iwata, you better turn around and drop your pants, because that Italian plumber is puckering up.

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