Is this the worst Xbox LIVE game description?
So Double Dragon II released today, but if you head over to the game's listing on Xbox LIVE, you may need some assistance understanding what it's all about.
"This is a remake "Double Dragon II" a 80's game." Yes, you're seeing that right. That is exactly, word-for-word, how the game overview reads. "The story line takes same as original game story. However, the graphic, character, action, system etc. are change."
For the record, Double Dragon II is a side-scrolling beat 'em up, but judging by this atrocious overview, you may think it's a little naughtier. "Characters are undressed from 80's style."
And in case you were wondering, "the player will be addicted to new version of Double Dragon II." You have no choice; you WILL be addicted.