GameStop Is Selling A Fart Pillow For South Park: The Fractured But Whole
And we all know people will buy it.
The new South Park game is very... butt-centric. I mean, it's called The Fractured But Whole. So a multitude of fart jokes would come as no surprise, given the title. To keep the jokes rolling, GameStop announced today that an officially licensed "Fart Pillow" will be released for the game.
A $30 accessory that makes a fart noise when you sit on it. Yes, seriously. It's like GameStop is selling a Spencer's toy.
"All they have to do is put the pillow on their couch and let the unsuspecting relative sit on it and BAM! The 'backdoor breeze' is blowing loud and strong," GameStop said in a press release. "These familiar fart sounds are so realistic you'd think your brother was in the room."
"When our discerning customers are in the market for a fart pillow, we know your run-of-the-mill fart pillow simply won't suffice. We put extensive research behind our newest exclusive--the South Park Fractured But Whole Fart Pillow--to ensure this product provides an array of realistic flatulence. We think this is perfect for anyone who wants to cut loose during the holidays."
The pillow by itself sells for $30, but it can be purchased in a bundle with the game for $76 on Xbox One and PS4. It has a whopping total of two distinct fart sounds and comes with batteries.
South Park The Fractured But Whole is available now on Xbox One, PS4, and PC. Check out our review of the game here.