news\ Mar 29, 2012 at 11:38 pm

DSi picture proves child molester guilty


Remember when all those jackasses said video games were evil? OK, so that's a bit obscure. But when you think about it, everyone from politicians to people with pre-existing health conditions blames the video game industry for one reason or another. It's pretty absurd, and quite frankly, it's kind of gross.

That's why it's good to know when a video game system can actually help someone in the real world. A 10-year old girl was molested by a 46-year old assh*le named John Fisher. The dirtbag tried to get away with it and even pleaded not guilty. But that's when the girl whipped out her DSi and showed evidence in the form of a picture.

"She was brave enough to come forward and report the incident and give us a full and accurate account of what had gone on," stated Detective Constable Annabelle Bunn. "Although Fisher initially denied assaulting her, when confronted with the image he had no choice but to concede he had done exactly as she had reported."

The bastard is now serving three and a half years in prison for his crime. It's such a shame that things like this happen. At least the girl was able to speak up and provide concrete proof to put that bastard in jail.


About The Author
David Sanchez David Sanchez is the most honest man on the internet. You can trust him because he speaks in the third person.
In This Article
From Around The Web
blog comments powered by Disqus