CheapyD's PS Vita is Broken
CheapAssGamer.com has had more of an impact on my life than any other website on the internet, its community of budget minded gamers responsible for filling my shelves with far too many discounted games, oftentimes leaving me standing outside a Toys R Us in the wee hours of the morning wondering exactly where my life went wrong (to be fair, Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga Deluxe Box for $5 is like the best deal I've ever gotten on anything).
That's why I was dismayed to learn that CheapyD, the holy father of cheap gaming, had suffered the tragedy of a broken PS Vita. Cheapy posted a picture to Twitter just minutes ago, saying:
We're hoping the unit itself isn't defunct, maybe just a bad charging cable or battery, though given some of the techincal issues we've been hearing from other Vita users, who knows? Either way, with Vitas still retailing for upwards of $400USD, this can't be a good moment for Mr. Cheapy. Granted, the man has enough money to purchase his own likeness in Saints Row, so maybe he'll be okay. At least he can distract himself from the loss by beating up virtual homies with a dildo baseball bat.
Also, this is a damn slow news day.
Keep it cheap brotha!