news\ Jul 20, 2012 at 1:14 am

Bears can wear swimsuits in Tekken Tag Tournament 2


Bears! Ya like 'em? Well, how do you feel about bears wearing bikinis? Do you like that? Well, too bad, because that's exactly what you're getting in the upcoming Tekken Tag Tournament 2.

Speaking to GamesRadar, director Katsuhiro Harada delved deeper into the pre-order bonus for Tekken Tag Tournament 2. As you may already be aware, folks who pre-order the upcoming fighter will get 100 swimsuits as DLC. What you may not have known is that these costumes aren't exclusive for the human fighters. No, even the bears will get some snazzy swimsuits! The bears!

"We do have swimsuits for the bears actually," said Harada. "Even True Ogre has a swimsuit." Insanity! Insanity, I tell ya!

As a fan of absurdity, I can honestly say that bears sporting swimsuits is, like, off the charts awesome. So go pre-order Tekken Tag Tournament 2 right now! Honestly, I don't even care that the women will be wearing revealing outfits. All I care about is seeing bears wearing swimsuits! That's as awesome as Donald Duck wearing a shirt and hat!


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