Rock Simulator 2014 is now listed on Steam Greenlight. No, I am not joking.
Remember the pet rock? This must be it's video equivelant: Rock Simulator 2014.
I have no idea how to describe such a thing, so I'll let the Steam Page do the talking for me:
For a long time, there has been one game missing from the market, a genuine rock simulator. I am here for you today to introduce you to Rock Simulator 2014. This simulator is a rock enthusiasts dream. You can watch beautiful rocks in any location in the world. From grass plains to salt flats, there are dozens of hand designed BEAUTIFUL environments.
I mean, if Goat Simulator can be a real thing, I guess this can also be a thing? Also, why on Earth do I actually want to play this game? I checked to see if there was a download available yet, but alas, nope. You better believe I want this to become a thing, partially because the mods would be absolute bonkers.
Watch your host family be idiots in the "Pet Rock" scenario. See how far you'll fly in the "Skipping Rock" mode.
There's no way this game can live up to the hype.