Rockstar is totally sorry about Heists not appearing in Grand Theft Auto Online yet
Rockstar games is totally sorry that Online Heists have not made their way into Grand Theft Auto Online just yet.
Here's the full statement, found in the comments section for a news post about their latest content update:
For those of you asking about other upcoming GTA Online updates, we have lots more in store coming your way soon. We know many fans have been eagerly awaiting the release of the Online Heists that we had planned to release for you this spring, and they are taking more time to create than originally anticipated. We are very sorry for the delay, and are working hard to bring them to you as soon as we can. Please know that we are focused as always on making the best possible content for you to play and we are thankful to all of you for your patience, understanding and support. Stay tuned for more information on that as well as lots of other ongoing content updates, enhancements and additions to the world of GTA Online that are on the way.
At least they didn't drill the Earth so badly that they summoned Cthulhu.