The many reasons why Saints Row 4 is 'better than real life'
Deep Silver and Volition have spent months convincing you why you need to go out and pre-order Saints Row 4 -- trailers, screenshots, preview events, all valid forms of persuasion. Really, though, all they had to do was show the following infographic which was sent to us. The name really says it all.
"Reasons why Saints Row IV is Better Than Real Life."
"After three games, Saints Row IV is the definitive fourth game in the series," the blurb reads. "It has also be scientifically PROVEN to be better than real life. But don't take our word for it; below are cold hard facts developed after 50 years of extensive research. Ladies and gentlemen, here's why Saints Row 4 is better...