I've got the power and this He-Man/Super Mario Bros. shirt
You've got an army? Well we've got a Hulk... shirt. And a He-Man shirt. And a mutha f*cking LOST shirt. Take that! And you can have these shirts if you click on the pictures.
Ript Apparel - $10 "Masters of the Kingdom"
Teefury - $10 "Yo Gamma Gamma!"
Othertees - $12 "The LOSTeam"