SID - [Dasher]
A smacky little punk in need of a little attitude adjustment, Sid easily annoys the other racers with his trash-talking mouth and loser crybaby ways.  

BIG BLU - [Basher]
No one really knows what felony this jive-talking escaped convict committed, but his Mr. T tendencies and mysterious laughter makes everyone a little nervous.

 

BETTY   
[Basher]  
A fiery broad who knows how to handle a wrench, Betty’s well known (or perhaps feared) for her drastic mood swings from a saccharin sweetheart to a screaming banshee.

SPANX  
[Dasher]  
A freakish, spastic weasel with an appetite for paste, Spanx is a brain-dead victim of overzealous animal experimentation. 

   

ZERO-G   
[Glider]  
A loud-mouth drill sarge suffering from post-war traumatic stress, Zero-G spent years imprisoned in a tiger’s cage drinking his own urine to survive.

CHOPS  
[Basher]
This motorhead loves the ladies, although it’s usually not mutual.  Most likely, it’s his crude, flatulent table manners that leave him lonely every night.

FAZE
[Dasher]
A wanna-be Soprano, this alien tough guy learned how to bust chops and run like hell from his years on a planet more crooked than the Bronx.

ROSCOE
[Basher]
More ornery than a mule in heat, Roscoe’s a shit-kickin’ armadillo whose three-alarm screaming-bean chili is a favorite of Chops. 

ASH
[Glider]
This Buttafuco-loving Italian dragon is all man despite his inability to breathe fire and make a decent meatball